Me: My dad is so weirdly excited that I smoke cigars. he keeps trying to give me money to buy smokes and I am like “Dad I smoke like a pack a month. sometimes.”
Becca: My mom was too when I started! She was all: “BECCA LET’S HAVE A SMOKE.”
Me: What the fuck
Becca: Parents are always like DON’T SMOKE, SMOKING IS BAD when we’re kids. But when we grow up they’re like, sorry we lied to you but yeah, smoking is totally cool. We just couldn’t tell you in case you turned out to be a wiener
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penwyn said:
I got stung by a bee at my mom’s house when I was 23 and her response was to shove a joint in my mouth and light it. I know that feel, bro.
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