March 2012
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Whooooops, I accidentally romanced three of my...
I honestly have no idea which one of them is going to be waiting at my mansion for me when I finally go back. It’s like sexual Russian Roulette.
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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hollowlaughter: cephiedvariable: hollowlaughter replied to your post: WHY CAN’T I JUST FIND A FREE PROGRAM THAT LET’S ME MAKE LEGIT PDFs Open Office. I can “print” as a PDF in that just fine. I know CutePDF (ugh that name) also allows you do do “print as pdf” from other applications like web browsers. Thank you thank you thank you. I am a big dumb and never even thought to check Open...
Feb 29th
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hollowlaughter replied to your post: WHY CAN’T I JUST FIND A FREE PROGRAM THAT LET’S ME MAKE LEGIT PDFs Open Office. I can “print” as a PDF in that just fine. I know CutePDF (ugh that name) also allows you do do “print as pdf” from other applications like web browsers. Thank you thank you thank you. I am a big dumb and never even thought to check Open Office! *facepalm* They...
Feb 29th
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WHY CAN'T I JUST FIND A FREE PROGRAM THAT LET'S ME...
CLARION WHY WON’T YOU TAKE THESE CHEAP ONES I MADE. I KNOW THEY HAVE NO FILL FORM BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO EDIT MY SHORT STORIES ANYWAY??? NRHHFGKF But seriously, guys, any suggestions?
Feb 29th
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dragonitehugs: flamboyantlydave replied to your post: i have an hour to write this speech someone help… what’s it on? i’m pretty good at speeches, but depends on what it’s on… it’s about why the us had no business getting involved in any of the wars it was involved in post-wwii pretty much Oh, if you still need help there are a few really big points you can touch on! Just address the changes...
Feb 29th
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playerprophet replied to your post: How does one keep a short story under 6000 words? Oh, you’re applying for both! I was wondering. I only have money to apply for one. Blurg. Well, I obviously have preference for one over the other, but I am looking to hedge my bets. Both programs are amazing, after all, even if West is a little more geared towards my talents. Did you app for San Diego...
Feb 28th
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How does one keep a short story under 6000 words?
I’m serious, I have no idea how to do this anymore. I am 1000 extraneous words (across two stories) away from being finished with this second Clarion application. Nggfghdfkjghfkjgh
Feb 28th
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"No Acting Oscar in the Last Decade Has Gone to... →
Feb 28th
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Attempting to explain the Silmarillion (which I...
Em: basically Back In The Day before morgoth showed up on middle earth the elves basically divided in two?
Em: a bunch of them went off west to chill with the valar
Em: and the rest were like, we're cool, we're gonna just hang with these trees
Em: maybe make some ents, whatever
Kassie: ooo *that's* where ents come from
Kassie: these are our giant trees! we call them giants!
Em: you just picture the elves talking and talking at the poor fucking trees
Em: until they start to talk back out of sheer self-defense
Em: ...I do, anyhow.
Kassie: (although actually, nobody knows quite what "ents" means in Anglo-Saxon so it's kind of appropriately mysterious)
Kassie: ahahaha no that seems
Kassie: appropriate
Kassie: man i remember the silvan elves being kinda dicks in the Hobbit as well
Em: I need to reread the hobbit
Em: the silvan elves are totally dicks there
Em: legolas' dad: what an asshole.
Kassie: fo reals
Em: which is one of the reasons legolas/gimli continues to be delightful.
Em: I LOVE HIM DAD.
Em: YOU CAN'T COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE.
Kassie: ahahahaha omg 
Em: YOU'RE SUCH A DICK.
Em: DID YOU NOTICE THE SECOND AGE ENDED?
Em: *GOD* DAD WHATEVER
Em: I'M MOVING TO ITHILIEN TO BE WITH HIM
Em: DON'T CALL ME
Kassie: shdgfg
Kassie: perfect
Feb 28th
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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Feb 27th
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Listendeathbymusic: London Philharmonic playing the...
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windserpent replied to your post: I downloaded a demo for this game called… Thank you for the RA Salvatore hate Whenever someone tells me without irony that RA Salvatore is their favourite fantasy author I take that as a sign to abort. I sat by this guy when I worked my first call center job who tried to seriously argue that Salvatore was better at storytelling, world-building,...
Feb 26th
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I downloaded a demo for this game called ‘Reckoning: Kingdoms of Anguldfjdhfkdfantasybullcrap’ and I knew it was going to be bad because it was apparently written by RA Salvatore and yeah, oh boy was it a laughable boy-fantasy wankfest, the kind that when read around you get secondhand embarrassment from ever having glanced in the direction of a genre work just by token of its...
Feb 26th
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i always like to imagine that being a chronic pain sufferer makes me this huge badass about prolonged agony but then i go through a week of excruciating pain for one reason or another and remember that i am just as big a baby about this shit as always
Feb 26th
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Cultural Appropriation: Dreadlocks
dumbthingswhitepplsay: curiouslycool: racismschool: Are Dreadlocks really cultural appropriation? YES Here’s why: Dreadlocks originated first with Jamaican Rastafarians and then in Indian Sages and Yogis. Specifically it was started by holy men. These men renounced all of their worldly belongings (Including combs) and as a result their hair started (and remained) to turn into dreadlocks....
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: why aren't you posting much anymore? :(
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Me: My dad is so weirdly excited that I smoke cigars. he keeps trying to give me money to buy smokes and I am like “Dad I smoke like a pack a month. sometimes.” Becca: My mom was too when I started! She was all: “BECCA LET’S HAVE A SMOKE.” Me: What the fuck Becca: Parents are always like DON’T SMOKE, SMOKING IS BAD when we’re kids. But when we grow up...
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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